Personalised Shark Coochie Board, Engraved Slate Charcuterie Board, Funny Cheese Platter

Description

Serve up your favourite cheeses, cured meats, and savoury nibbles with a cheeky bite of humour!

Whether hosting game night, throwing a dinner party, or searching for the ultimate housewarming gift for someone who loves to entertain, this custom laser-engraved slate serving board is guaranteed to be a conversation starter. Featuring a sleek great white shark design and the witty reminder that nobody really knows how to say charcuterie, it adds effortless fun to any spread.

Each board is cut from genuine natural slate, combining a hand-sanded, food-safe serving surface with rustic raw edges. Our high-precision laser engraving etches cleanly into the stone, creating a crisp, pale contrast that will never fade, peel, or wash away. Because real stone is used, every single board features its own distinct cleft texture and subtle, shimmering flecks of natural iron pyrite (fool’s gold)—making every platter one-of-a-kind.

How to Personalise: Please enter the exact name or title you would like engraved (e.g., Sarah’s, The Miller’s, Dave & Amy’s) in the personalisation box at checkout.

Specifications

• Material: 100% natural quarried charcoal slate.
• Dimensions: 30 cm × 12 cm (approx. 11.8″ × 4.7″).
• Profile: Slender rectangular serving platter.
• Finish: Smooth hand-sanded face with natural rustic cut edges.
• Engraving: Permanent, high-contrast precision laser etching.
• Natural Character: Unique organic grain with occasional natural iron pyrite flecks.

Care Instructions

• Cleaning: Hand wash only using a damp cloth and warm, mild soapy water.
• Important: Do not submerge in water, soak, or place in the dishwasher.