Description
Bring an instant smile and a dash of 80s rock nostalgia to your dining table with this hilarious, laser-engraved natural slate serving board.
Featuring an illustrated cheese rock band rocking out to the iconic parody lyrics—“Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese / Who am I to Disa-Brie / I Cheddar The World And The Feta Cheese / Everybody’s Looking for Stilton”—this serving platter hits all the right notes for dinner parties, wine nights, and weekend gatherings.
Every board is individually cut from genuine natural slate, complete with authentic rustic, rough-hewn edges and distinctive earthy mineral textures. We hand-sand each piece prior to engraving to provide an ultra-smooth serving plane, allowing our precision laser detailing to pop with crisp, off-white contrast against the deep charcoal slate.
Whether you’re presenting an artisan brie selection, serving tapas, or looking for the ultimate conversation-starter gift for the pun-loving foodie or music fanatic in your life, this board delivers unmatched character and charm.
Specifications
- Material: Natural Slate with authentic chipped riven edges
- Dimensions: 30 cm × 12 cm (approx. 11.8″ × 4.7″)
- Thickness: 4–6 mm
- Colour: Deep natural charcoal slate with crisp off-white/light-grey precision laser engraving
- Surface Finish: Hand-sanded for a smooth, food-safe presentation area and clear text definition
Care Instructions
- Wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth and mild dish soap.
- Dry thoroughly with a clean tea towel.
- Do not submerge, soak in water, or place in the dishwasher.
- Not suitable for microwave or oven use.
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