Funny Coffee Slate Coaster, I Think Its Time FU-COFFEE, Laser Engraved Drink Mat

Description

Product Description Serve up your morning brew with a healthy side of attitude. Featuring a hilariously disgruntled chicken clutching a steaming mug and the bold text “I THINK ITS TIME FU-COFFEE”, this laser-engraved coaster makes the ultimate statement piece for your desk, kitchen, or coffee station.

Crafted from genuine dark grey slate, each coaster is individually hand-sanded to create a smooth, refined surface while retaining the organic texture and character of real stone. The clean, straight-cut square profile looks sharp in modern offices and rustic homes alike, while soft protective feet on the base keep your furniture safe from scratches and spills.

Whether you are treating yourself or hunting for the perfect sarcastic gift for a coffee-obsessed friend or co-worker, this durable stone coaster delivers bold humour and everyday practicality.

Specifications

• Material: 100% Natural Slate
• Dimensions: 10 cm x 10 cm (approx. 4″ x 4″)
• Finish: Hand-sanded smooth top with sleek straight-cut edges
• Engraving: High-precision permanent laser etching
• Base Protection: 4 soft non-slip padded feet to prevent scratching

Care Instructions

• Wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth.
• Not suitable for dishwashers or prolonged soaking.

Note on Natural Slate: Every piece is unique. Natural variations in texture and subtle speckles of golden pyrite (“fool’s gold”) are natural mineral characteristics of authentic slate, ensuring your coaster is truly one of a kind.