Natural Slate Cheese Board / Charcuterie Board – Funny, Time to go Script

Description

This charming slate board (measuring a generous 29cm x 21cm) is the perfect way to present your culinary delights with a touch of sweetness and a dash of humour. The edges are adorned with a delightful laser-etched design of cute buzzing bees, adding a natural and whimsical touch.

But the real sting? The witty slogan etched right in the centre: “If you can read this, the snacks are gone and time to go”. Guaranteed to bring a smile (and maybe a hint of urgency!) to your guests’ faces.

Practicality hasn’t been forgotten! This versatile platter comes with 4 soft felt feet to protect your precious tables and countertops from scratches.

Ideal for serving everything from elegant cheese and charcuterie selections to a rustic spread of burgers at your next BBQ, this slate board is as functional as it is fun.

Care is a breeze: Simply hand wipe with hot water and mild soap to keep your bee-utiful platter looking its best. Please note that as slate is a natural product, very slight differences in colour and texture are normal, adding to the unique charm of each piece.

Make your next gathering a little sweeter and a lot more amusing. Order your Bee-utifully Witty Slate Serving Platter today!

• Charming Bee Design: Features a laser-etched border of adorable buzzing bees.
• Witty Slogan: The center reads: “If you can read this, the snacks are gone and time to go” – a guaranteed conversation starter.
• Versatile Size: Measures a practical 29cm x 21cm, perfect for cheese, charcuterie, appetizers, and more.
• Surface Protection: Includes 4 soft felt feet to prevent scratches on tables and countertops.
• Multi-Purpose: Ideal for serving cheese, cured meats, snacks, or even a platter of burgers.
• Easy to Clean: Simply hand wipe with hot water and mild soap.
• Natural Slate: Crafted from natural slate, resulting in slight variations in colour and texture, making each piece unique.