No Coffee No Workee Sloth Slate Coaster – Co-Worker Gift

Description

Bring a little humour and relaxed charm to your desk setup with our “No Coffee, No Workee” natural slate coaster! Featuring a cozy, coffee-loving sloth perched in front of a dual-monitor workspace, this piece is the ultimate accessory for remote workers, tech lovers, IT pros, and anyone who needs a caffeine boost before tackling their inbox.

Whether you are shopping for a fun secret Santa gift, a funny office present for a colleague, or a treat for your own home office, this coaster combines playful artwork with top-tier craftsmanship.

Crafted with Care Every single coaster starts as a block of natural dark slate stone. We hand-sand each piece prior to precision laser engraving, creating a smooth surface that allows the crisp white artwork and whimsical hand-drawn lettering to pop with incredible contrast.

Designed in a clean, contemporary straight-edge silhouette, it sits comfortably on modern desks while offering heavy-duty protection against hot mugs, condensation, and spills.

Specifications

• Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm (Square)
• Thickness: Approx. 5mm – 7mm
• Material: Natural dark slate stone with charcoal/grey tones
• Edge Finish: Smooth, straight-cut contemporary edges
• Engraving: Precision contrast laser-engraved detail
• Base Protection: 4 soft felt pads fitted on the underside to keep furniture scratch-free
• Natural Variations: As natural stone, pieces may contain beautiful minor specks of iron pyrite (fool’s gold), highlighting the authentic, unique nature of genuine slate.

Care Instructions

• Wipe clean with a damp, lint-free cloth.
• Do not submerge in water or place in the dishwasher.
• To restore the deep, rich tone of the slate over time, you can rub a tiny drop of food-safe oil (such as mineral oil) onto the surface and wipe off any excess.